How to dirty chat - Male to Female?

Well. This answer will make me look rather sad, but advice I logged on to give advice you get. Be descriptive, like the girl is reading a book, so she can almost feel every word you say. The attention to detail is key. With out good description your just looking at words. It's makes it especially effective if your meeting up with her later on, for the real thing. You may want to tease as well, tell her ALMOST what she wants to hear, then eventually tell her what she wants. Anticipation and description. Man, I hope this helps cause I feel worse about myself now lol