My wife no longer wants to perform oral S*E*X* because said she uses her mouth to kiss the kids too? what?

I feel bad for you...d^mn, that is the lamest excuse I have ever heard...not to mention how wrong it is, maybe you should visit with her and her doctor and have them tell her about the risks of spreading germs. its only dirty in her own mind...if i where you I'd tell her she is just as dirty, maybe even moreso, adn stop pleasuring her that way too...see how she likes those shoes.